- A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
- While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
- The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
- For $100, the cab driver agrees.
- Quietly arriving home, the husband and the cab driver tip-toe into the bedroom.
- The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
- The husband puts a gun to the man's head.
- The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
- HE paid for the Mecedes I gave you.
- HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
- HE paid for your football season tickets.
- HE paid for our house on the Costa del Sol
- HE paid for our golf club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!"
- Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
- He looks over at the cab driver and says "What would you do?"
- The cab driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches cold."
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