A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring.

The man got up to answer it, "How the hell should I know, that's a thousand miles away!" he exclaimed before slamming down the receiver.

"Who was that?" asked a puzzled wife.

"I don't have any idea," said the husband. "Some guy wanted to know if the coast is clear."

By:- Vimal Kishore

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