Did you know Rajni is back? .... Rajinikant had died 20 yrs ago...death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. Rajinikant doesn't pay attention- attention pays him. Rajinikant stared at the sun for hours. The sun then blinked Rajinikant once entered a race, he came first, second & third Rajinikant once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajinikant Once formula F1 race was conducted between rajnikanth and Michael Schumacher. Obviously Rajni won but schumacher fainted.
REASON: RAJNI Won the race by keeping the vehicle in neutral Once dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay back. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs! : The game of chess originally had a piece called "Rajinikant " It was later removed coz in 1 move, it could kill all pawns, knights,brooks,bishops, dethrone the king and get the Queen pregnant Once rajnikanth hit a six and now that ball is called Pluto!! Once Rajinikant decided to race with time and the result is that time is still running Rajnikanth once taught a child how to play Counter Strike. That child went on to become Osama Bin Laden
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