A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."


The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.


The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.


The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?


He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"


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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."







The phone rings in a tourist agency:


“Do you sell tours to Egypt?”


“Yes.”


“What resorts do they have there?”


“Hurgada, Nuveyba, Taba…”


“Fine! Nuveyda’s the one!”


“And when would you like to go there? Can we make your booking?


“Never! We’re trying to finish a crossword!”






Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .

Sardar: Why are you praying for that?

Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.




Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"




Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,

Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.




What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

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