A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .

Removes Sandal = 56.

Then Dupatta = 52

Now Coins Finished.......

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A Boy In A Q Behind Her

Said

Ü Carry On"",

I Have Coins!



Height of coolness:

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....

1st guy:which paper was it?

2nd guy:I think maths......

1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?

2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>



"DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE" - "Funny Girl"'





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Perfect example of confidence:

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :

Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!

Junior : no!

Boss: i'm the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?

Boss: no!

Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p





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I Wonder If 1 Day

Somebody Will Ever Come

N

Knock 0n My Door

N

Tell Me

"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends

In FACEBOOK "

Can I Come In

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