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If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage...
If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage...
Funny But True%-)!



Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
"Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
"Oh," Peter said, "You know how bosses are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," a

nswered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the boss."


Terrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.

2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

4. You go & under stand the tree.

5. I'll give clap on your face.

6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

7. Why Haircut not cut

8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I'm there in the Class?

9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

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