1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MOR


AL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
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Raja Chaudhary assaults girlfriend Shradha Sharma
You can be a doctor and save lives..
u can be a lawyer and defends lives..
u can be a soldier and protest lives..

BUT why to play with others life????????

So we become an engineer to screw up our own life .
:)

Karachi Or Mujh Mein
Zyada Fark Nahi “Pappu”,,,

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Fark Itna Hai Keh Karachi
Keh Halaat Set Nai Hote,
Or Mujh Se Bachi Set Nai Hoti… ;->

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