sardarji 1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"

sardarji 2: "No, who wrote it?"



Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?

A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?

A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...



Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!



Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!



Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?

A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!



Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"

Same student: "It's 24!"





Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )



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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)



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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??

Ans:- Shehwag is an opener



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Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!



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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??

Socho....... ........

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).



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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- Adidas



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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.

Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!



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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!



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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans

HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!



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Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?



A. They are there for those who don t drink.



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Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?

A: Sweet dreams!



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Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"



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Q. What do you call an eternity?

A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.



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Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?

A. Toes Go In First.



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Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?

A. You always hear about them but never see them.



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Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

A. Because it said concentrate.

Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.



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Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?

A. They think their picture is being taken.



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Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?

A. It has a stamp on it.



Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911?

A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!



sardar proposing a sexy girl for marriage, Urdu Hindi sardar jokes Fu.wmv



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