Teacher:- He give me 14 and 15 rupees, iska urdu mein translation karo?


Ladki sharmate hue:- Us ne mujhey ch*da aur pandra rupey diye!




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Difference between Cricketers & CONDOM: - A Cricketers drops the catches , but CONDOM catches the drops.




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Ladka:- Papa aaj me ne pehli bar sex kiya


PAPA: Greate, hamara beta to jawan ho gaya hai. Isi khushi me aaj party karte hain


Ladka: Aaj nahi papa kal karte hain. Aaj G*nd me bahut dard hai.



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Mirza galib ne maskura kar whisper dekha aur bola:-'SALWAAR KE NICHE SE PAANI LAAL AATA HAI, KYA MERI BIWI KA BHO*ADA PAAN KHAATA HAI'


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