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Agar Reliance Company Condom Banati

To Har Jagha Ye Taglines Hoti
Kar Lo Land Muthi Me,
Chut Chod Lo Chutki Me,
Yahi He Mera Sapna Har Land Pe Ho Candom Apna.

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Agar Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS Ka Pata Hota To Kya Hota?

Arey Bhai Hona Kya Thha,Jo Abhi Teen Bandar Baithe Rahte Hai Mooh, Kan, Aur Aankh Band Karke To Ek Aur Bandar Hota
Aur Wo Apne Lund Pe Hath Rakh Ke Baitha Hota Aur Bolta “Dont Fuck“

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What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

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Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

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A baniya do sex alternate days. His friend asks why not you do regularly.
Baniya Replies : Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!

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Ek Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha
Achanak Pathan Bola: “Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai”
Ladki Dar Ke:” Kyaaaaaaaaaaa”
Pathan: “Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli“

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3 Good Manners Of Male Penis:
Courteous - It Stands Before Performing.
Emotional - It Cries During The Performance.
Polite - It Bows Down After The Performance.

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Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”
Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”
Santa: “To Kya Meri Gaand Se TMT Ka Sariya Nikalwaogi?“

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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“

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Men Are Like……..Bank Accounts They’re Only Useful When They Are Loaded.

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