Jokes of the day

Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.

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If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4
balls between ur legs ,
don’t thinku r a superman,there’s someone fucking u.

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A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-

Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.

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A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

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ady to doctor “a vibrator stuck in my pussy ”
Doctor “laydown , I will take it out”
Lady “NO!, pls. change its battery”

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Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”

Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”

Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”

Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga“

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7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

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College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- “bhaiya meri chat?”
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi… meri chattt..
varna
period
shuru ho jayega.

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