Sapna (real name is Zarina Sheikh) is a very popular B grade movie actress, who acted in several B grades like Munnibai, Sholabai where she exposed her tits. Her recent movies include Free Entry, Angoor. 'Garam' being her most popular and hit movie. Hailing from a very poor family, after failing to make it big in bollywood, she tried her luck sucesfully in 'B' movies. She had an affair with Kanti Shah, the director of many of her movies, who gave her break in movies. In an interview with a leading newspaper she had said she would like to produce/direct B grade movies.

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Jokes of the day

Pussy Pussy don’t go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.

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If u have 2 balls between ur legs,then u r a man,but if u have 4
balls between ur legs ,
don’t thinku r a superman,there’s someone fucking u.

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A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-

Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.

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A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

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ady to doctor “a vibrator stuck in my pussy ”
Doctor “laydown , I will take it out”
Lady “NO!, pls. change its battery”

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Ladka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.

Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”

Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”

Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”

Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga“

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7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe Thhe.

Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”

Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai“

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College Girl to chatwala,
outside college:- “bhaiya meri chat?”
Chatwala- bas 2 min.
Girl- bhaiya jaldi… meri chattt..
varna
period
shuru ho jayega.

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