Jokes of the day
In A Hospital A Lady after delivering a baby was getting some Stitches.
The curious husband was sitting outside. After some time he look inside through the window and then knocked and asked shyly: “Doctor, Pura toh nahi siloge na?“
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Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“
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Dopahar Ke Khane Ko English Main Kya Khate Hain?
Alfaaz Kaat Do To Kya Banta Hai?
Sahi Jawab Diya Toh Sare Ka Sara Tum Le Lena
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Sardar Ji: “Mistriji Bed Zara Majboot Banana Mere Munde Ne Bahu Pe Chadna Hai.”
Mistri: “Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi Bahu Pe Chad Jaaye To Bhi Kuch Nahi Tutega.“
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Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
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Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?”
Saala Bola: “Nahi, Ek Thi Par Wo Aap Le Gaye.”
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Ek Bar Ek Shadi Mein Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Tha To Usne Paas Khade Sardar Ji Se Pucha: “Sardar Ji Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do”
Sardar Ji Ne Sharmante Huw Jawab Diya: “You Naughty Girl Pehlay Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga“
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