Lady In Bus: Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai.
Man: Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein.
Lady: Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?
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Sex Ke Baad Callgirl Customer Se Boli: “Tumari Bansuri To Bahut Hi Choti Hai”
Customer: “Mujhe Thodi Pata Tha Ke, Stadium Mein Bajaani Padegi“
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ardar Ji, Aapko Logo Ne Kyun Maara???
Sardar: “Arey Yaar Meri Photo Bus Mein Gir Gayi Thhi, Maine Kaha Madam Zara Saari Upar Karna Maine Photo Lena Hai“
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A Boy Goes To See A Cabaret Dance.
His Mom Gets Angry When He Came Back To Home & Asks Him: “Did You See Anything There That You Were Not Supposed To See”
Boy: Yes I Saw Dad There.
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