Hot "n" sexy joke

On The First Wedding Night.


Husband: Look Darling Before Marrige I Had Affair With 20 Girls”

Wife Replied: “Janu Kundli Milli Hai To Gunn To Millenge Hi Na

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Ek Bacha Juice Ki Dukaan Pe Apne Daddy Se Bola: “Papaji Koi Aisi Machine Hai Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?”

Papa Ka Jawab: “Haan Hai… Teri Mummy. Usme Maine Juice Dala To Tu Nikla..!!“

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Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.

Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.