Santa Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi”


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A lady guest approaches the bar in a small Restaurant. She calls the guy sitting at the bar then she asks him in a very seductive way to come closer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. ‘Are you the owner of this Bar?’ she asks and touches tenderly his [...]


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Women’s Life Is Very Hard In Morning – Wash Clothes, In Noon – Dry Clothes, In Evening – Iron Clothes, In Night – Open Clothes, Late Night – Search Clothes..




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Bus Driver ke sath suhagrat kar ke 2 ray din jab ladki Room ke bahar aaye too uski saheli ne pucha Q Raat bhar jija je ne tumhar bahut dhukai ke hay tabhe to itna akkad kar chal rahe hai.
Ladki :- nahi yar Bus Brake Samajh kar Raat bhar CHUT par laat marta Raha.
From- Kunal Thakur

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Aarti Aur Panty Me Kya Similarity Hai?
Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai
Aur, Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai.




Lady- Koi ek Shampoo dena.
Shopkeeper- Agar Head ke bal dhone hai to HEAD & SHOULDER.. or panty ke bal dhone hai to PANTENE.
Lady- GARNIER de do Gaand ke bal dhone hai.
 

 


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