us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Phir Na Silegi Agar Ye Gand Fatt Jayegi,

Zindagi Baal Nahi Jo Dobara Se Ugg Jayegi,

Jo Maal Pasand Hai Jaker Thok Lo Yaaro,

Warna Zindagi Muthiyan Marne Mein Hi Nikal Jayegi.


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Sex Se Pehle Jab Ladki Kamre Mein Aati Hai To Achanak Thokar Kha Kar Gir Jaati Hai

Ladka Pyaar Se Bola: “Darling Aaram Se Jaanu Tumhe Chot Lag Jayegi”

Or Sex Ke Bad

Jab Ladki Kapde Pehne Lagi To Phir Gir Gayi

Ladka Gusse Se: “Behan Ki Lodi Andhi Hai Kya Dikhta Nahi Bar Bar Girti Rehti Hai“


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Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”

Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“



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Choot Aur Dudh Dono Kabhi Bhi Kharab Nahi Hote,

Dono Ko Jitna Garam Karo Utna Jyada Maza Dete Hai.


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Ek Lady Pet Shop Mein Tota Kharidne Ke Liye Gayi

Shopkeeper: “Madam, Ye Tota Le Lijiye Ye Tota Insaano Ki Tarha Bolta Hai”

Lady Ne Hairan Ho Kar Tote Se Pucha: “Acha Fir Ye Batao Ki Main Tumhe Kaisi Lagti Hun?”

Tota: “Ek Number Ki Randi Lagti Ho”

Aurat Ko Gussa Aya Aur Shopkeeper Se Boli: “Ye Tota To Gaali Deta Hai”

Shopkeeper Ne Excuse Me Kaha Aur Tote Ko Ander Le Gaya Aur Usko Khoob Mara

Aur Tote Se Pucha Ki Ab Gaali Dega To Tote Ne Darte Hue Jawab Diya Ki Ab Nahi Dunga

Shopkeeper Ne Bahar Aakr Lady Se Kaha: “Lijiye Ab Baat Kijiye Ab Nahi Gali Dega”

Lady: “Agar Mere Ghar Par Mere Sath Ek Aadmi Aye To Tum Kya Sochoge?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Hoga”

Lady: “Agr Do Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati Aur Devar”

Lady: “Agar Teen Aaye To?”

Tota: “Tumhara Pati ,Devar, Aur Bhai”

Lady: “Agar Char Aadmi Aaye To?”

Tota Darr Kar Shopkeeper Ki Taraf Hath Jod Kar Bola

“Sir Ji Maine To Pehle Hi Kaha Thha Ki Ye Randi Hai“



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Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?
Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“


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Dhoti Ne Kaha Payjame Se,
Hum Tum Bane Hai Ek Dhage Se,
Farq Sirf Itna Hai Ke
Tu Khulta Hai Aage Se Mein Khulti Hun Piche Se


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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA.

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