Woman complaining to dentist: “It’s so painful, I’ll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.”
Dentist: “Make up your mind soon, I’ll adjust the chair accordingly. ”



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Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ”



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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying – why???
Coz she didn’t know anything and he had forgotten everything.


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